Or at least a phone that bounces.
It snowed last night so this morning the roads were extra icy. I fell 5 times on my way to work, I have a massive fucking bruise on my ass to prove it(in b4 "pixplz"). For some reason I absolutely freaked after the 5th time, screamed and threw my phone at the house I was walking past. I'm so hoping nobody saw me.
I've already killed two phones before this one by throwing them, my parents make fun of me for it but make it very clear that this is the first and only phone they're buying one for me so if I break it, I buy a new one.
And I'm Icelandic, I don't have any money!
Anyway, at work I checked my phone and it was dead, I thought "No biggie, it's insured."
I went to Elko(the place I bought the phone) and the insurance thing ran out a month ago. A MONTH AGO. If I would have thrown my phone against a house in a fit of blinding rage just 4 weeks ago I would have gotten a new, shiny one or they would have fixed mine. But no.
And the lady I spoke to was such a bitch to me, looked at me like I broke my phone(my precious, shiny phone my mom and dad gave me for my 20th birthday)on purpose to get a new one.
So in another fit of rage I threw my phone at the ground really fucking hard and stormed out of there, followed by my dad picking up the pieces and apologizing to the people who witnessed this travesty.
Then, we went to another store where I bought a cheap, used phone that looks like shit but hey, it's a huge ugly bright pink phone that works. I tried putting the battery from my old phone in it and it didn't work.
"Oh hey," I thought, "could it *be* that my phone works and I just killed the battery?"
LO AND BEHOLD, I buy a new battery for my old phone, and it works just fine!
So now I have two phones, and I'm thinking should I sell the ugly pink one or keep it in case I throw another tantrum the next time I slip and fall on my ass?
Current Music: Elliott Smith - Clementine